Patiently Awaiting My Apology

Matt writes:

As for the main "metrics" I use to laud Bobby Grich, it's called the Keltner List, and Grich indeed pounds Tettleton to dust by that common-sense checklist (my detailing of which, by the way, you've never addressed, choosing the apparently more rigorous standard of throwaway-line mockery).

Well, Gilligan, for starters you only Keltnerized Grich after I mentioned the list and I did in fact address your Keltnerization in the same string of comments...

Anonymous said...

It pains me to say this, but Welch nailed it. Short of spending a month on a mountain top in a deeply contemplative state, I ain't gettin' much closer to being on board.

But, please, Matt, in the future, smaller words and type slower. I get a little dizzy.

And who the fuck implied that Tettleton was even qualified to wash Grich's socks?