Mark Teixeira
The young stud became only the second player in Texas history to hit for the cycle last night as the Cowboys killed the Indians, 16-4.
The Rangers don't get mentioned much in these parts, frankly the only purpose they serve as far as I can tell is to allow me to say things like "the Halos are mired in 3rd place in the wild card race." Someone out there probably thinks I'm disrespecting the Rangers. They're right, I am. I refuse to fear any team whose staff is led by Kenny Rogers, who is absolutely worthless if anyone cares about the outcome of the game.
Speaking of Kenny Rogers, anybody out there familiar with his chain of restaurants, "Kenny Rogers' Roaster?" Did you hear about the trouble they had a few years back opening locations in London? A Briton sees that sign and reads it "Kenny Fucks Chickens." Oh, what a rich cultural tapestry we weave!
And does anybody remember the rumor that his was suing the guy who did his lipo because when he started gaining weight again it was all bitch-tit?
And how did I miss this story about his "dark obsession?"
The Rangers don't get mentioned much in these parts, frankly the only purpose they serve as far as I can tell is to allow me to say things like "the Halos are mired in 3rd place in the wild card race." Someone out there probably thinks I'm disrespecting the Rangers. They're right, I am. I refuse to fear any team whose staff is led by Kenny Rogers, who is absolutely worthless if anyone cares about the outcome of the game.
Speaking of Kenny Rogers, anybody out there familiar with his chain of restaurants, "Kenny Rogers' Roaster?" Did you hear about the trouble they had a few years back opening locations in London? A Briton sees that sign and reads it "Kenny Fucks Chickens." Oh, what a rich cultural tapestry we weave!
And does anybody remember the rumor that his was suing the guy who did his lipo because when he started gaining weight again it was all bitch-tit?
And how did I miss this story about his "dark obsession?"
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