Phineas T. Bluster:Lord of the Assclowns?

Can we get serious about moving the Expos? Can we forget about northern Virginia? Say it with me, people: The Brooklyn Expos! This is so simple and makes sense on so many levels it's laughable.



1) The Expos have a home.

2) The almost 50-year scar on the psychic wound of Brooklyn is finally healed.

3) The Expos were the Dodgers' triple-A team back in the day of #42, so there's a shared lineage.

4) It weakens Phineas T. Bluster's insane financial advantage over the rest of the league. If Seattle can support one team, New York can easily handle three (again).

Can somebody explain to me why this hasn't happened yet? "Selig is George's bitch," though true, is not an acceptable answer.