The Lip

Remeber my assclown supervisor? The Mets fan who thinks Mike Cameron can't field? Well today he said...

"What's too bad is Adrian Beltre won't win the MVP award. That guy is having an amazing season."

When I reminded him of B_arry, he said, "Look, B_nds might be the best player in baseball, but Beltre is having the best season."

I asked him by what measure he was making this claim.

Five minutes ago he asked me if walks were included in total bases.

He's still looking.