The Dawn of a New Era
So the final (this time I mean it) totals...
Bill Seitz - 59%
Aaron Gleeman - 27%
Matt Welch - 14%
I have spent the last two days drinking till sun up, trying wrap to my head around this turn of events and the only conclusion I came up with can be found in the banner of this hallowed site. Look up... no, Bill, that's down... no, that's a banana... yep, there it is... Bill Seitz Is an Assclown. Huzzah!
At this juncture in our shared history it is imperative that we remember that this is no way weakens Matt Welch's status as the Ur Assclown. As a matter of fact we have decided to retire the Assclown's number, so to speak, as we unveil the latest feature here at BSIAA (god, it just feels so weird to type that) The Assclown Hall of Fame.
Bill Seitz - 59%
Aaron Gleeman - 27%
Matt Welch - 14%
I have spent the last two days drinking till sun up, trying wrap to my head around this turn of events and the only conclusion I came up with can be found in the banner of this hallowed site. Look up... no, Bill, that's down... no, that's a banana... yep, there it is... Bill Seitz Is an Assclown. Huzzah!
At this juncture in our shared history it is imperative that we remember that this is no way weakens Matt Welch's status as the Ur Assclown. As a matter of fact we have decided to retire the Assclown's number, so to speak, as we unveil the latest feature here at BSIAA (god, it just feels so weird to type that) The Assclown Hall of Fame.
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Records since the name change:
Angels 1-0
Red Sox 0-1
So far, so good!
-Seitz
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