He Is, Dare I Say, En Flego

There's a guy in my office, last name Flego, who professes to be a huge Yankees fan. He's one of those assholes who just happens to be a Notre Dame fame, a Yankee fan, a Duke fan, a Lakers fan... you get the idea.

He occasionally fires of e-mails to my supervisor, Gross, aka The Lip, who in turn forwards them to me. In the rich tradition of BSIAA, his missives are riddled with typos, horrific grammar and boundless factual inaccuracies. Starting today I would like to begin sharing some of my favorites with you. Bear in mind, these are exactly as he wrote them.

Enjoy!


"Leiber is on the mound tonight. Mulder for the A's. Godzilla has taken the storm by sight. Giambi has a tumor- that hurts the chances of winning another ring. Gross- become a Putnamite or Wamulian. Try to be a winner. last night ESPN Classic had a show that had Yankke winners. " Whenever one Yankee star dies, there is always a hoole in our hearts." Showed Mantle, Dimaggio, Munson, Martin, Jeter and George. another loss tonight