Wednesday, August 18, 2004

"I fucking give up. Fuck this fucking team."

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, the Assclown has raised the white flag.

As predicted, Dewon Brazelton turned it around with a workman-like 5 1/3 8 3 3 1 3. Young stud BJ Upton chipped in with his first career home run as part of a 2-for-5, 2 run, 2 RBI night. Kelvim couldn't get out of the fifth. 'Nuff said.

Lando came through with a wall-ball double with two out in the bottom of the ninth to give Foulke the win on the heels of El Diva's 7 inning, four run effort.

I have to admit, though, that the celebratory mob that descended upon Lando between 2nd and 3rd left a bad taste in my mouth. On July 24th (my mother's birthday*) Kate and I went to Logan to meet the UrClown. You may remember this as the day of the Varitek-Rodriguez boogey-down that was decided by a Bill Mueller home run off the Fruit Bat. As the three of us sat in the airport bar watching the celebration I couldn't help but shout out for all to hear "It's fucking July!"



*This is what a terrible person I am: earlier that day I was watching SportsCenter. They ran a clip of Barry Bonds and mentioned it was his birthday. "Oh, shit," I yelled, "it's my mother's birthday." That's right, I remember my mother's b-day because it's Barry's b-day.

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