On My Training Table
The other day I serendipitously discovered the ultimate pre-run breakfast:
1 cup of coffee
1 handful of peanuts
3 cigarettes
Today I came across the perfect pre-run dinner:
2 not dogs with mustard, relish and sauerkraut
2 Pabst Blue Ribbons
5 cigarettes
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I maintain my girlish figure.
Don't run after lunch, that'd be insane.
1 cup of coffee
1 handful of peanuts
3 cigarettes
Today I came across the perfect pre-run dinner:
2 not dogs with mustard, relish and sauerkraut
2 Pabst Blue Ribbons
5 cigarettes
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I maintain my girlish figure.
Don't run after lunch, that'd be insane.
1 Comments:
oh, honey,
i'm not real too sure that maintaining a "girlish" figure is the best idea for a guy..
lisa gray
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