Tuesday, August 17, 2004

The Toe-Curler

Lisa,

I don't want to put too fine a point on it, but suffice it to say that...


- It involved a great deal of preliminary "discussion." This was the most hotly anticipated rematch since the Thrilla' in Manila.


- Being greeted at the door by someone who would've been in violation of local decency laws if she had crossed the threshold.

- The almost Great Gazoo-like appearance of an ex in my head that led me to...


- while reliving the horror with the Captain, coin the phrase "foreplay became filibuster."
There ain't nothin' better than a tsunami of fantasy crashing down on the shores of reality.

xoxo,
Me

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, baby, yeah hehhehheh

actually, i wasn't the one who asked. i was sorta afraid of the answer.....

preliminary discussion? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

foreplay becomes filibuster?! you have this thing about sending me to the dictionary, don't you?! (and that is really good - both that expression and getting me to look words up) i hope you're an english teacher. because you have a way with words.

lisa gray
stros.mostvaluablenetwork.com

August 17, 2004 at 5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

matt,

me? flirting? well, i'm a girl and a texan so whaddaya expect?

it's just that i like the way he, um, writes. i love hearing guys tell stories and then trying to figure out the % of truth in them.

what a waste of talent, sitting in some dreary bank in some dreary suit reading boring lists of boring stuff...

lisa gray
stros.mostvaluablenetwork.com

August 17, 2004 at 8:14 PM  

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